Get ready to rewind time and save the future in this hilarious time travel adventure game! In just six hours, Heaven’s set to be destroyed, and it’s up to you to stop it. You will harness the power of time travel to leap between the past and present, discovery Heaven, Hell, Earth and Helheim. Your duty? Gather info in one timeline to change the game in another and keep Heaven from going up in flames. Welcome to The Holy Gosh Darn a narrative adventure packed with time-bending twists. You play as Cassiel, an angel trying to fend off an army of Phantoms that are threatening to invade Heaven—yeah, the place where you actually live. Along the way, you discover the Holy Gosh Darn, a mysterious artifact created by God ages ago. Strap on your time-traveling watch and get ready to hop through time, meeting a bunch of ridiculous characters in ever-changing locations while trying to uncover its secrets.
This game is a laugh-out-loud action adventure that spans multiple time periods and genres tackling all of life is big questions—like why time travel makes you feel nauseous, why only angels can drop some swear words and why skipping dialogue is totally acceptable when you’re racing against the clock. You may also be interested link the game PINEAPPLE: A Bittersweet Revenge Expect outrageous humor, clever puzzles and side-splitting set pieces, all delivered with a Metroidvania style progression. It’s all been expertly crafted by Perfectly Paranormal, the same team that brought you Manual Samuel and Helheim Hassle.
You will get to explore four different world's across both space and time! The narrative is time-pressured, so you’ll need to hustle NPCs to dig up new info. As you progress, you’ll unlock fresh narrative strands triggered by time, space, and logic. Oh, and don’t forget to insult all 23 Heavenly Elders—gotta dis them all! You’ll even run into all your favorite characters from the Bible. And get this: there are exactly 4,250 dogs in the game—none of which you can pet. So gear up for a wild ride through time and laughter!
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