In Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator, you’re definitely not trading actual babies. Relax. We are not that messed up. Instead, you are buying and selling stocks based on the Simulation lives of alien Children, making money off their Trouble and cashing out the second they hit the Galactic Lottery. You play as different baby traders from across the universe in a bunch of fast, chaotic mini-campaigns. Bet on how long digitally simulated alien kids will survive, unlock unique character endings, and grab as many credits as possible before time runs out. Along the way, you can hire some seriously weird consultants to dig up info on your targets and help you dominate each Trading Rush.
This is basically the baby-themed arcade stock market game you never knew you needed. It’s fast, stressful, and kind of unhinged in the best way. You may also be interested link the game FRONT MISSION 3: Remake You will trade on seven different planets, each with procedurally generated alien baby stocks and their own twisted idea of what “success” even means. Before each trading day, you can hire consultants to get the edge while following short story campaigns about baby traders and their increasingly wild problems.
It is a sharp, satirical take on stock markets and ruthless exploitation from the creators of Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator. Expect a pounding electro-industrial soundtrack, a loan shark who legally can’t let you repay him (so he can shoot you), and yes… the ability to short a baby because you think its life is going to be terrible.
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