Yo, Pilgor's making a comeback! Jump into Goat Simulator 3 and seize the day! Round up your crew and dive into Goat Simulator 3—a fresh, hyper-realistic sandbox farm adventure that puts you back in the hooves of everyone's not-so-favorite female protagonist. Team up with Pilgor and prepare for your own wild adventure on the island of San Angora. Lick, headbutt, and wreak havoc as you explore our open world, the ultimate time-waster since the OG Goat Simulator! We won't hold your hand (except maybe in the tutorial), but we'll give you the tools to be the goats of your wildest dreams. And hey, if you dream of more than one goat, we've got you covered! In Goat Simulator 3, invite up to three friends for local or online co-op chaos—work together to cause carnage or compete in mini-games and risk breaking those friendships. Plus, customize your goats so you and your crew don't clash in style.
Goat Simulator 3 dropped back in November 2022, and since then our "game designers" have been cooking up even weirder and cooler stuff. Steam players get the full experience with all the post-launch updates—like the Mandatory Holiday Update, Operation Crackdown, and the Shadiest Update, with more on the way! The Last Soldier of the Ming Dynasty Seriously, there are so many goats to choose from. Want to get fancy? Rock the skins of tall goats, stripey goats, and beyond. There's a goat for every vibe! Dress your goat in all sorts of nonsense—go wild with toilet rolls or tea trays. Slap on a jetpack, because why not? Our "game designers" have put in the work to bring you "an okay amount of content"—events, NPCs to mess with, physics, status effects, collectibles, easter eggs, and even a touch of lies, betrayal, and heartbreak.
Goat Simulator 3 has been a totally ridiculous game since day one—and it's still totally ridiculous today, just with more awesomeness added! If you're not sure what you're signing up for by now, we can't save you. Goat Simulator 3 might not be brand new, but it's new to Steam users! Our game is super realistic... if you happen to be a digital goat who loves ragdolling.
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